Brought to you by the letter L, and the number 6

Busy bee that I am, I haven't had time to write... David was here for a while, driving me crazy. It be hard to stay with someone that long. I told him we should just be friends. Beth comes this weekend!!!!! Yay! Trying to clear out the porn, or at least organize it. I can't wait til the party so it can be gone. My apt is too small for so many porn dvds. Hopefully the party will go well. Got another job for a Knitting DVD, doing some internet marketing... still unsure of what i'll be doing exactly. Had yesterday and today sort of off, i have not left my pjs, although I have gone to target, etc... anyway... LL

Still in porn. Went to Vegas. Was fun. Lost money. Very tired. Night night. LL

and it is gonna be gooooooood. LL Oh yeah... I like poker. And I got a new fish...His name is Blanche. Yes, HIS.

Finally caught up on sleep!!! And then, being the dumbass that I am, left for work at 10 instead of 11, so I could have slept another hr! Today's porn for thought: BIG BLACK BEEF STRETCHES LITTLE PINK MEAT yum. So, me and the Gavin gals have concocted the next and hopefully final fundraiser for the film, excluding a retry on yesterday's sucky yard sale... we are having a BOOGIE NIGHTS themed party on Nov 12th... so mark your calendars and start thinking about your Boogie Nights outfit... think 70s and porn. We will have a keg for a $5 donation, and a raffle for assorted goodies, a porn "trunk" sale, and even goody bags to the first 20 people! and much much more! It's gonna be totally discolicious and porntastic. LL

Me and Marri went to the LA County Fair yesterday, and it was sooooo fun. We saw animals, and rode rides, and ate junk food, and bought cheesy stuff, and spent too much money. I ate a corn dog, and fried avocado, and a sundae, and cotton candy. Didn't get my funnel cake. We were about to puke. And I won a goldfish. I named him Frankenberry. Brooklyn went nuts watching him. Hope she isn't up to mischief while I'm at work. Anyway... La.La.La. LL

GOO GIRLS So, i got possession of some really cool porn dvds. they are compilations of old black and white historic erotica and stuff... very interesting. did my first toy review under my new pen name of Sasha Keaton. Long live Sasha! Yay! Oh, did I tell you that i am now reviewing adult toys and books? I know you're proud. LL/ SK

but it sucks up so much of my money. i'm trying to gather stuff to send in a care package to my lil sis. i'm such a good sister. i need to clean and i just don't have it in me. krispy kreme is a hot donut trap. mmmmmm, donut. LL isn't my life interesting?

LA had a miniblackout today... much of the city's power went out randomly, but only for like an hr... it interrupted my tivo time!! so my car is in the shop. poor thing. it is screwed. the brakes, the transmission, the engine mount, and the calibers all need work. i guess this happens with cars though... every once in a while, you have to do some major work! sucks. anyway... gotta go get a rental car lined up. LL

I am all over the place. I suddenly hardly have the time or energy to knit. Must get things under control, before they spiral out. Sunday I plan on staying home and getting some much needed cleaning, laundry, and knitting done!! I think i just suddenly feel overwelmed after coming off of a long holiday weekend. The porn title of the day is: "Semen Sippers" Gross. LL

So, I have given birth to a beautiful baby boy over this Labor Day weekend. Ha ha. Just kidding, but I really had you going for a second didn't I? No? OK fine. I had a lovely long weekend, free of contractions. I worked some extra hrs at the yarn store, finally went to Venice Beach, and had a picnic. AND, Liz was in town, so I got to see her briefly last night. Trying to get something started now with TouteSuite, so let me know if you'd like to be involved in any way. Brinn and Brent have been cooking up some pieces, and my new friend Dave may give me some too. Yay! LL

So I got a part time job in porn. Started on Tues. Working at AVN (Adult Video News) with Pete. I am helping thru the fall with the big porn awards nomination process... like the porn oscars, very big in the industry. i have deemed myself "Screener Bitch". I get to look at cum sucking hotties all day, isn't it great? And then i go to knit at the yarn store. I'm so multicultural. In other news, anybody know of any good hurricane stories? You'll be happy to know that Mark's family evacuated safely, but who is to know what damage came to their homes. Ah, Katrina, you biatch. love, LL

I need a crush or two. I have had an awful lot of dreams lately about Zach Braff and Benjamin MacKenzie, my two favorite TV hotties. Will this lead to a life of buying 16 magazines and putting their posters on my pillow. Am I reverting to my 7 year old ways, when I did such things with my Duran Duran posters? Set me up people, before I need help. Oh yeah, I've decided to start this again. Is there anybody out there any more? Love, Leslie

I found out my cholesterol is 300!!! So, I have to start really watching what I eat. No more ice cream, mac and cheese, or peach cobbler for me on a regular basis. Damn Southern food made me this way! LL

Me and Wayne are officially kaput as a couple. It'll be hard to get used to for a little bit, hopefully not too long. But then hopefully, we can restore our friendship and have an even better one. In the meantime, a lot of tears are being shed. Flowers are welcome and accepted! LL

But I did have a great time in Vegas. And am hopefully still going to Michigan next week, if wayne still wants me to. I suck, and don't feel like writing much these days. Later. LL

life has been a little hectic lately... first i went to nyc, then i got sick at the same time anya came to visit... so i was a bummer for her visit... i'm just now getting over my illness... i'm 99.5% better. beige's bday celebration was this past weekend, and it was ripe with activity! we went yarn shopping, and to the drive-in (so fun!), and had a fabulous brunch on sunday, and went to the beach, and had a bbq with her neighbors... i love weekends like that as it gets warmer! bad news bears is that i got a blow from work saying they were cutting me to part time after this week, but they have now changed their mind and it won't happen for another month... BUT as i wanted anyway, i have been offered a part time job at my favorite yarn store, Unwind... and should start some hrs by the end of the month, and will cut to part time at ESN anyway... hopefully, i can stay PT at esn, cause unwind won't pay much at all.... but i need the experience... This weekend, i'm f...

an ear infection! no wonder i can't hear. oh, and i probably am getting laid off. joy. LL

ick. going to dr today. LL

It's my birthday week and i'm eating lots of cake! I didn't have an actual birthday cake, but i have been on a cupcake rampage and eating slices here and there. Hey, that's better than a whole cake sitting in my refrigerator taunting me to eat it for all meals. Almost done knitting my blue bikini bottoms and then i can get back to my sweater that i started on vacation!! LL

Had a great time in NYC!! And i'm 29 now! whoa. Here are some of the highlights of the trip... Pampered myself with a wax, haircut and color, facial, and pedicure... bought lots and lots of yarn (it's amazingly cheaper in nyc)... bought myself the the Tiffany's initial pendant i've always wanted... did some of my best karaoke yet... had dim sum (yum yum)... saw Steel magnolias on broadway... saw Avenue Q on broadway... got a lot of good presents, especially from Wayne (he even got me a doll at at FAO Schwartz that we created from scratch to look like me!)... most of my nyc friends got to meet wayne and love him... was sad to see wayne go back to michigan on monday... let the countdown begin til i visit him memorial day weekend... 29 days! not toooo bad. sigh. i got home last night to a very lovely slew of gifts from Beth. She's so thoughtful. Wayne will like one of the gifts especially. back at work now. ick. at least it's another short week for me. LL