Break Up Letter

Dear Blond Guy,

We shared some good times in the 20 words or so that we spoke... but I'm afraid I must end things before they get out of hand.
It seems that you have a lonely wife waiting at home for you in Seattle, and I feel for this poor woman. I am a true lady and will not hone in on such a situation as this.
I will mourn you as though you were dead. So I must say goodbye.
But Jeff, you will forever be my blond guy.

Love always,
Leslie

Comments

Beth said…
For real?!?!? He's married?!?!? Ahhhh, what a waste!!
August 2, 2007 at 2:27 PM
Anonymous said…
The wedding ring drives chicks wild!
August 4, 2007 at 2:57 PM
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