Brought to you by the letter L, and the number 6

Finally caught up on sleep!!! And then, being the dumbass that I am, left for work at 10 instead of 11, so I could have slept another hr! Today's porn for thought: BIG BLACK BEEF STRETCHES LITTLE PINK MEAT yum. So, me and the Gavin gals have concocted the next and hopefully final fundraiser for the film, excluding a retry on yesterday's sucky yard sale... we are having a BOOGIE NIGHTS themed party on Nov 12th... so mark your calendars and start thinking about your Boogie Nights outfit... think 70s and porn. We will have a keg for a $5 donation, and a raffle for assorted goodies, a porn "trunk" sale, and even goody bags to the first 20 people! and much much more! It's gonna be totally discolicious and porntastic. LL

Me and Marri went to the LA County Fair yesterday, and it was sooooo fun. We saw animals, and rode rides, and ate junk food, and bought cheesy stuff, and spent too much money. I ate a corn dog, and fried avocado, and a sundae, and cotton candy. Didn't get my funnel cake. We were about to puke. And I won a goldfish. I named him Frankenberry. Brooklyn went nuts watching him. Hope she isn't up to mischief while I'm at work. Anyway... La.La.La. LL

GOO GIRLS So, i got possession of some really cool porn dvds. they are compilations of old black and white historic erotica and stuff... very interesting. did my first toy review under my new pen name of Sasha Keaton. Long live Sasha! Yay! Oh, did I tell you that i am now reviewing adult toys and books? I know you're proud. LL/ SK

but it sucks up so much of my money. i'm trying to gather stuff to send in a care package to my lil sis. i'm such a good sister. i need to clean and i just don't have it in me. krispy kreme is a hot donut trap. mmmmmm, donut. LL isn't my life interesting?

LA had a miniblackout today... much of the city's power went out randomly, but only for like an hr... it interrupted my tivo time!! so my car is in the shop. poor thing. it is screwed. the brakes, the transmission, the engine mount, and the calibers all need work. i guess this happens with cars though... every once in a while, you have to do some major work! sucks. anyway... gotta go get a rental car lined up. LL

I am all over the place. I suddenly hardly have the time or energy to knit. Must get things under control, before they spiral out. Sunday I plan on staying home and getting some much needed cleaning, laundry, and knitting done!! I think i just suddenly feel overwelmed after coming off of a long holiday weekend. The porn title of the day is: "Semen Sippers" Gross. LL

So, I have given birth to a beautiful baby boy over this Labor Day weekend. Ha ha. Just kidding, but I really had you going for a second didn't I? No? OK fine. I had a lovely long weekend, free of contractions. I worked some extra hrs at the yarn store, finally went to Venice Beach, and had a picnic. AND, Liz was in town, so I got to see her briefly last night. Trying to get something started now with TouteSuite, so let me know if you'd like to be involved in any way. Brinn and Brent have been cooking up some pieces, and my new friend Dave may give me some too. Yay! LL

So I got a part time job in porn. Started on Tues. Working at AVN (Adult Video News) with Pete. I am helping thru the fall with the big porn awards nomination process... like the porn oscars, very big in the industry. i have deemed myself "Screener Bitch". I get to look at cum sucking hotties all day, isn't it great? And then i go to knit at the yarn store. I'm so multicultural. In other news, anybody know of any good hurricane stories? You'll be happy to know that Mark's family evacuated safely, but who is to know what damage came to their homes. Ah, Katrina, you biatch. love, LL