Brought to you by the letter L, and the number 6

So, I hinted at it before I think, but work is having a contest for the employees but customers get to vote on the winners... so as soon as I have the voting info, I will post.... the contest is to take sex toys and dress them in a costume for halloween. I entered my first submission today... It's a torso-shaped male masturbator made into a Stripper Barbie, who amazingly resembles our very own Bree Olson! I have a couple more sets of entries to come this week.

So in case you don't talk to me much, I had an interesting week. Weds, I fell down the stairs at work. I didn't break anything but I was badly bruised and was sore until yesterday. I still have evidence, but luckily not in pain any more. Also luckily, DJ took care of me some. I ended up taking a day and a half off work. Besides that, I had a good weekend. Did some stuff with DJ, some crafts, some cleaning, some porn reviewing, etc... Alice had her housewarming party and was dressed divinely in a dress she borrowed from moi. She looked very domestic. This week, I have some crafts to finish (sex toy decorating and xmas sweater still), and then this weekend is my first BEERFEST. Yay! Should be fun. LL

with my girls (with purls). I love those purl girls. We stayed at an awesome house i found in oak island, very close to southport. We went to a great yarn store in southport too. I was good and didn't buy *too* much. Don't have much time to knit these days anyway!! I didn't even make it to the sand though. Supposedly it was beautiful and the water was perfect, but I laid eyes on an extremely comfy recliner when i walked in the house and basically didn't move much from it whenever we were at the house. I missed DJ like crazy, but I will be in town the next couple of weekends at least so that's good. LL

Last night I finished tucking in the ends and even washed and dried it in an attempt to even out the stitches a bit, and it worked!!!! now, I just have to embellish the crap out of it. hopefully, it will win something at the fair.

Jim is such a delightful man. I think I should start a fan club. :) LL

So first of all, New Jersey is a horrible horrible place. I went to NYC monday night and spent tuesday shopping with caroline which was lovely. I ate at Mama's (yum!) and at John's Pizza (yum!), and saw Ginny. Then we went to see Xanadu on broadway. awesome! Weds, I had lunch with matt and dinner with justin and then i was off to new jersey. The hotel in New Brunswick was good, but it took so long to drive anywhere. We had to take car services everywhere. Thurs, we went into the city for a radio show- Opie and Anthony. Bree jerked some dude off on the air. That was... interesting. I love that girl though. That night she stripped at a club in NJ, and she shook her boobs in my face. We bonded. Friday, we went back to the city for another radio show. This time, Bree was hypnotized, which was crazy. Then off to NJ for the convention and the masses of porn fans. Then the girls signed thru sunday. Last night, I went out with DJ. Yay! He is fadorable. I am slightly giddy today. LL

It was a great place. Beautiful and fun. And a lady lives there, and soon to be another. Brinn will arrive there in their new house soon!! I will definitely go back. Friday me and Kiki went to see Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2. Haha. total chick flick. it was cute. saturday, we went to some really cool vintage stores and such and i got a real cool western-style shirt. i can't wait to wear it with my red snakeskin cowboy boots! sat eve, me, kiki, and her man phillip went to downtown to see the honky tonks and stuff. it's a really cool strip of live music everywhere. and there were bats in the trees. tons of flying squeaking bats. it was trippy. sunday, we had a lazy lady day and went shopping a little bit. i got some really cute pj pants with an owl on them, and a few cute things from old navy. well, now i'm at work and in trip limbo. i am supposed to fly out to nyc tonight to hang out for a couple of days and then there is a trade show we were going to in northern nj....

going today to see my lady Kiki!!! hopefully, no hurricanes stand in my way. LL

I am almost done with the knitting part. A slight change in plans at the end. I was gonna have big snowflakes across the top, but it will be a pain in the ass with the neck shaping, so instead I'm gonna put small snow on top when embellishing. my favorite row so far is the santa heads. Ain't it cheestastic??? And that's not even the beginning of the tackyness that will ensue! LL

I love fraggle rock. And the whole series comes out as a box set soon. I especially love the trash heap and Wembley. But Gobo was an asshole. LL

http://gprime.net/flash.php/llamasong Llamas rock.

I slept about 14 hrs each night over the weekend at the outer banks. I didn't do much of anything else except go to the beach for a couple of hrs on saturday. it was nice. when i got back, I finally went to see Tropic Thunder, and I was pleased. Went with DJ. Now this week, I have to prep for the next back to back trips. Which means I need to do laundry. blagh. LL

I will send an email with the number. I don't have voicemail or a machine or anything. But I do have caller id. LL