Brought to you by the letter L, and the number 6

Oh, I remember. When it became part of my job. I am Miss Charity at work. I head up a lot for the charity stuff and volunteering. Yesterday alone, I did a Meals on Wheels delivery, trash clean-up for Adopt a Highway, and a Relay for Life mtg. I am sore from the Adopt a Highway! LL

I'm 32. I don't feeeel 32. I don't loooook 32. So I can't be 32. OK? Ok. LL

AKA a David Cook fan. I want to molest this man. Or at least buy his album when it comes out. And I have NEVER wanted to buy an album from an American Idol contestant. Tomorrow is my birfday. I gonna be 32. How did that happen? I'm such an old spinster. I need at least 5 more cats. Today is my boss's bday, and crocheted a dildo for her. She thought it was a microphone at first. Ha! The orders are pouring in now. I am picturing xmas trees decorated with minidildos. Tomorrow I am going to lunch with coworkers, and then to dinner with friends. Mom and Lauren are coming up too. And supposedly Meemaw is coming on saturday? We're going to Drag Queen Bingo. LL

I went to see Staci, etc Sat and Sunday in Granite Falls. Had a good time. Friday, I went to a bingo night and won a couple of prizes including a nifty poker set! I also filed all my taxes, and will get a refund on all parts for the first time in like 5 yrs!!!! Maybe I can stop some of the bill collector calls now and clean Elle's teeth. Sunday, when I got home I had a 5 hr porn waiting for me to review. Fun. Will be good money though. Yesterday was my first workout in the Duke study. Not hard at all yet, but boy did I sleep like a rock!! I lifted 4200 lbs and it'll gradually go up to 15,000 or more!!! What a brute I am! In other news, I still can't believe Michael Johns is off Idol. All my eggs are on David Cook now. MMMMM, David Cook, take me away. LL

I had a Temptations Party saturday. Only 3 people came, but ti was fun. Sheri, the consultant, humped me and Alice! Woo hoo! The most action I've gotten in 2 years.

Even though UNC lost to Kansas.

I almost have allllll of my yarn stash up on ravelry, but now I need some more shelves to store it in neatly.

I took my friend Sarah to see The Wedding Singer musical sunday. It was amazingly awesomely bad. Kind of entertaining, but i'm certainly not rushing out to buy the music or anything. They did have an awesome Tina Turner impersonator though. No Max Hardcore unfortunately.

UNC is in the final four! Go heels!!