I'm a Cookie!

AKA a David Cook fan. I want to molest this man. Or at least buy his album when it comes out. And I have NEVER wanted to buy an album from an American Idol contestant.

Tomorrow is my birfday. I gonna be 32. How did that happen? I'm such an old spinster. I need at least 5 more cats. Today is my boss's bday, and crocheted a dildo for her. She thought it was a microphone at first. Ha! The orders are pouring in now. I am picturing xmas trees decorated with minidildos.

Tomorrow I am going to lunch with coworkers, and then to dinner with friends. Mom and Lauren are coming up too. And supposedly Meemaw is coming on saturday? We're going to Drag Queen Bingo.

LL

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