Takin care of my Boyz

Haha. I just sent a package of porn and toys and smut to my high school boyfriend-type person, not really a boyfriend by my definition now, but he was my first real kiss, and date and all that wonderful stuff. My first make out session (and I think my only...) in the back of a van...

There will always be a special place in my heart for my past "boyz"... steve- first kiss guy, matt- first time guy/boyfriend, albie- first "engagement", and patrick- first real orgasm. and really all boyfriends of xmas past. haha! i recently sent a package to patrick too. enjoy fellas. i do what i can for the happiness of the world. maybe i should send some to congress. ha. i like to spread it.

LL

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